toomanytentaclesnotenoughswords:
It’s pizza….on a stick
ON A STICK
ON A STICK
A STICK
FUCKING MARVELOUS.
GENIUS
Oh dear sweet baby jesus.
I’m almost glad this is not available in my area. I think I’d end up horribly unhealthy.
Brazilian artist Henrique Oliviera creates sculptures of tree trunks, making them look like they burst through the walls of the galleries.
(via political-hippie)
Pokemon cured many lonely nights
(via fuckyeah1990s)
NSFW! Australian government demands all vulva’s be digitally altered. “neat and tidy” only.
/Warning: The following video is ridiculously NSFW and contains graphic depictions of labia surgery./
This is a documentary from Hungry Beast called ‘healed to a single crease’- which is what the Australian Classification board demands be done to all depictions of female nether regions, stating any genital detail (clitoris, inner labia, pubic hair detail or volume) is too offensive and therefor illegal. The only acceptable vagina as far as the Classification Board is concerned is one that is ‘neat and tidy’ in their eyes.
The video shows interview with a doctor who performs labiaplasty, a photo editor who works for a porn company forced to digitally butcher normal vulvas and a member of the classification board who dodges questions like hell. I HIGHLY recommend watching it.
Considering the HUGE rise in labiaplasty in Australia (100% rise per year with now over 1000 women per year) with the number main cause being women thinking their bits look ‘odd’, when of course in fact they are perfectly normal; is it right to ask: Is Australia’s censorship of real bodies alienating a generation of women from their own natural, beautiful bodies?
As someone who works in the adult industry I’ve known this for a while. Until I found out about the laws I honestly thought I had a ‘disgusting hanging garden cunt’ and spent my whole puberty ashamed, embarrassed and depressed. I wanted to have surgery because I thought if I didn’t I would be able to work in my dream job. I have more than one close acquaintance who has had labiaplasty surgery because they felt they where ‘fugly down there’, because they didn’t look like every naked woman they’d ever seen in this country (healed to a single crease) when in fact they where perfectly normal and sexy.
It’s disturbing and wrong to enforce standards that say what womens genitals should and shouldn’t look like- especially when you’re effectively making the most common types of womens bits illegal to portray. Just like Australia banning small breasts citing it encourages pedophiles, regardless of the performers age.
“as every ghostly planet speeds in an orbit at her feet, i sing a song for poor Persephone and her pomegranate seeds”
(Source: sheisanarchy)
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.”
— Oscar Wilde
I feel like we need some clarification
This is a Kimono (Japanese):
This is a Hanfu (Chinese):
This is a Cheongsam (Chinese):
This is a Hanbok (Korean):
Any questions?
i lol because they look nothing alike
Eeee, I love cheongsam’s. <3 Or qipao (what it’s known in Shanghai). If I had gone to my senior prom, I would have worn a custom-made, black and red one. *0*
Wore one to my mom’s weeding, actually. <3 Red and gold, so gorgeous alskdhfl;.
Entire Tamriel Landmass built into Skyrim.
I didn’t know if this was posted yet on tumblr, so I thought I’d do it. The landmass of almost all of the provinces in Tamriel, has been put into Skyrim. All which are inaccessible(without console commands) and which serve absolutely no purpose in the game. Why are they there? I personally don’t know. But take a look at the effort Bethesta put into these seemingly pointless landmasses.
At the south-eastern most part of Skyrim lays Stendarr’s Beacon.
If you’ve looked at a map of Tamriel, you’ll know this is the closest place in Skyrim, to Morrowind.
If you travel directly North East of Stendarr’s Beacon, you’ll end up finding a path to your right, in between two huge mountains.
I noticed how beautiful the path really looked. It seemed quite enthralling actually for some reason.
The path is nestled between two mountains, decorated with trees, and at the end of it some type of gateway, or arch.
But, that open archway is the end of the road. The game doesn’t allow you to go any further. I find it strange, that there’s an area like this leading from Skyrim to Morrowind. Nowhere in the lore was this stone wall mentioned. And why would it be an open arch like that? Why not closed? Why is there a space at all between these mountains if we can’t go any further? As you can see there are still trees and foliage beyond this wall, but you aren’t able to access it without console commands.
So, I went into No-clip like the BAMF I am and travelled down this path.
Landmass photos below.
Street Art of the Day: An anonymous culture jammer tagged up an unidentified Bank of America branch with clever Occupy Wall Street-themed corporate slogans that might as well be part of an actual BoA marketing campaign.
Another one below:
[boingboing.]
(Source: stonerparty)
Dance Number of the Day: Alex Yde introduces the world to “yoga breakdancing” while AWOLNATION sails away in the background.
[thd.]
How is a human (and a pair of skinny jeans) that bendy?























